Epstein Survivor Calls Out Trump as He Loses It

Epstein Survivor Calls Out Trump as He Loses It

A survivor of Jeffrey Epstein’s abuse torched President Donald Trump’s outrageous message on the alleged sex trafficker. Trump, who reportedly had an intimate friendship with Epstein, posted a special Christmas message Thursday addressed to “the many Sleazebags who loved Jeffrey Epstein, gave him bundles of money, went to his island, attended his parties, and thought…

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ICE Agents Violently Detain Pastor on Christmas Eve

ICE Agents Violently Detain Pastor on Christmas Eve

Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers celebrated the birth of Jesus Christ by aggressively detaining a pastor. Multiple agents in tactical gear can be seen in a video arguing with a man in his car on a video taken on Christmas Eve in Lewiston, Maine. “Are you a U.S. citizen?” one of the agents asks the…

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Republican Lawmaker Brags About Beating Up Santa in Weird Photos

Republican Lawmaker Brags About Beating Up Santa in Weird Photos

“As you know by now, I have taken the ‘short route’ home,” Epstein wrote, appearing to reference his later death by suicide. “Good luck! We shared one thing… our love and caring for young ladies and the hope they’d reach their full potential. Our president also shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a…

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Trump Descends Into Paranoid Spiral on Christmas Day

Trump Descends Into Paranoid Spiral on Christmas Day

What’s Grandpa Trump’s version of telling stories by the fire on Christmas? It seems to be unleashing a flurry of more than 100 posts on Truth Social lying, complaining, and congratulating himself. In the early hours of Thursday, Trump published a torrent of posts targeting former presidents Joe Biden and Barack Obama, Representatives Marjorie Taylor…

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Nigeria Clarifies What Really Happened With Trump’s Airstrikes

Nigeria Clarifies What Really Happened With Trump’s Airstrikes

The Nigerian government took the time to debunk President Trump’s claims of Christian genocide in Nigeria after he announced the bombing of Africa’s most populous (and most oil-rich) nation. “The United States launched a powerful and deadly strike against ISIS Terrorist Scum in Northwest Nigeria, who have been targeting and viciously killing, primarily, innocent Christians,…

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Under Kash Patel, “FBI” Means Foolish, Belligerent, and Incompetent

Under Kash Patel, “FBI” Means Foolish, Belligerent, and Incompetent

From J. Edgar Hoover authorizing extensive surveillance of Martin Luther King, Jr. to James Comey relaunching a misguided investigation of Hillary Clinton days before the 2016 election, many of the eight previous non-interim FBI directors have shown terrible judgment. But Kash Patel may have established himself, in less than a year, as the worst FBI…

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Marco Rubio Is Not the Adult in the Room. He’s the Warmonger.

Marco Rubio Is Not the Adult in the Room. He’s the Warmonger.

Early this year, having lost their majority in the November election, Senate Democrats put up a fight over a number of President Trump’s Cabinet picks. But Marco Rubio wasn’t one of them. The Senate unanimously confirmed him as secretary of state in January—for two reasons.  First, Rubio spent over a decade in the Senate, which…

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Karoline Leavitt Is Fascism’s Lead Mouthpiece

Karoline Leavitt Is Fascism’s Lead Mouthpiece

In her debut briefing as White House press secretary, Karoline Leavitt already had her hands full. President Trump had signed an executive order pausing all federal funding, which was set to take effect that afternoon and was already causing panic.  Every Medicaid reimbursement portal in the country had stopped working. Organizations like Meals on Wheels,…

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Mike Johnson: The Man Who Knew Too Little

Mike Johnson: The Man Who Knew Too Little

When all non-essential government services were suspended at the beginning of October, that also seemed to include the House Speaker Mike Johnson’s brain-processing power. But unlike the rest of the government, the Louisiana Republican has no intention of turning it back on. Take for instance, Johnson’s recent non-response to the mounting calls that the Pentagon…

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