Cornell Agrees to Pay Trump Admin Millions—and More Terrible Things

Cornell Agrees to Pay Trump Admin Millions—and More Terrible Things

Aside from those millions of dollars it’s shelling out, Cornell has agreed to hold “annual surveys to evaluate the campus climate for Cornell students, including the climate for students with shared Jewish ancestry,” to seek out “experts on laws and regulations regarding sanctions enforcement, anti-money laundering, and prevention of terrorist financing,” and hand over “anonymized”…

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World Leaders at COP30 Take Turns Criticizing a Missing Trump

World Leaders at COP30 Take Turns Criticizing a Missing Trump

“This evening, I’m also delighted to report that Ka-ZACK-a-stan has officially agreed, and that’s official now, as of about 15 minutes ago. A tremendous country with a tremendous leader, has officially joined the Abraham Accords,” Trump said, mere feet away from President Kassym-Jomart Tokayev. “And I just want to thank you, Mr. President. It’s a…

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Here’s Who Trump Has Really Killed in Those “Drug Boat” Strikes

Here’s Who Trump Has Really Killed in Those “Drug Boat” Strikes

“This evening, I’m also delighted to report that Ka-ZACK-a-stan has officially agreed, and that’s official now, as of about 15 minutes ago. A tremendous country with a tremendous leader, has officially joined the Abraham Accords,” Trump said, mere feet away from President Kassym-Jomart Tokayev. “And I just want to thank you, Mr. President. It’s a…

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Vance Seriously Claims Courts Have Less Power Over Trump in Shutdown

Vance Seriously Claims Courts Have Less Power Over Trump in Shutdown

“This evening, I’m also delighted to report that Ka-ZACK-a-stan has officially agreed, and that’s official now, as of about 15 minutes ago. A tremendous country with a tremendous leader, has officially joined the Abraham Accords,” Trump said, mere feet away from President Kassym-Jomart Tokayev. “And I just want to thank you, Mr. President. It’s a…

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Eric Adams Just Gave Most Deranged Exit Interview of All Time

Eric Adams Just Gave Most Deranged Exit Interview of All Time

“This evening, I’m also delighted to report that Ka-ZACK-a-stan has officially agreed, and that’s official now, as of about 15 minutes ago. A tremendous country with a tremendous leader, has officially joined the Abraham Accords,” Trump said, mere feet away from President Kassym-Jomart Tokayev. “And I just want to thank you, Mr. President. It’s a…

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“Rude”: GOP Senator Derails Health Care Hearing to Lecture Democrat

“Rude”: GOP Senator Derails Health Care Hearing to Lecture Democrat

The shock win followed a national trend, as people across the country voted blue on Election Day, securing major wins in New York City, New Jersey, Virginia, and Georgia. The massive turnout—and the pro-Democrat results—have been interpreted as a nationwide reaction to Donald Trump’s second-term policies. In Beaver County, local anti-Republican sentiment was just strong…

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Marketing Insights From Someone Who’s Seen It All

Marketing Insights From Someone Who’s Seen It All

After twelve years in the marketing trenches working with over 6,000 companies, I’ve developed a unique perspective on what actually works in this field. As the founder and CEO of Hawk Media, I’ve had the privilege of serving as an outsourced CMO and marketing team to more than 600 brands across virtually every industry. This…

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